stay tuned for exciting out of control gasoline truck news:

donut stalkers! the annoying boss awards! tales of oh shit! bad weather jacks my web/cable, my boss's wife develops a soul and vampire book reviews for perverts. this is, assuming of course, i actually have cable and internet when i get home tonight. (oh snap, i wonder if the dvr still saves stuff even though icant view it at the time??)

ok, i had company again tonight so i'm only now back on the net. and i find myself seriously, lol, trying to watch grand torino while simultaneously writing in my blog, reading the final sookie book and ok, getting my bliss on...but just a whisper. that's one hit for each letter in the word whisper. it's my little original drinking game-cum-scrabble game modified for the rasta in us all. note to self: explain that further in a future post. note readers: please remind self to remember the reminder.

soooo i should have asked for a vote on which of the above topics to address first. HEY! I will freaking just do that now!! i know there is some way to post it like fancy online but im lazy and that's just too much effort for a bear of very little brain such as myself. oooh i bet i can butcher the hell out of that translation into espanol...... soy un oso con poco cerebello? cerebrito? chicken burrito? (oh. perdona mi, vicente....."burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrito" ) SO the topics on which i can postulate are listed above. drop me a line to say which one is most interesting and then by thats the order i will post them in. i will probably hear from NOBODY but i just am too sofa king elevated right now, it really is not a good idea for people and things with brains what work to be subjected to......wink wink nudge nudge knowing glance, say no more!

on a final note, sharkie puff (boieeeee!) has arrived to stay with me for a couple days and let me tell you, hes about as happy as hitler in hell. i wish i had a digital cam to record the severe displeasure. it's practically surreal to be holding a cat who clearly dearly loves you but at the same time is disproportionately incensed by the presence of the cattens. kinda like the tazmanian devil pausing to head butt you and nuzzle before going off on a cheney level 6 rampage.
cover your face!