mashups/funny/creepy/weepy

MASHUPS: working today, listening to jango i got caught off guard when the song i was listening to, marilyn manson's dope show, combined by some bizarre timed coincidence with stray cat strut on my telephone hold music. i was waiting for one of our suppliers whilst jamming to mm. in limited quantities the stray cats are nostalgic goodness. and i love me some mmanson.

whats weirder still is, it kind of worked. whatever. opposites attract i suppose.

FUNNY (ish) ok the funny now. as usual a customer called to inquire about a job that the bosshole arranged, and rather than give me the simple, fast and easy short "i dont know the answer" response, instead he naturally felt obliged to make me work for a pointless and unhelpful answer. during this control freak preening process i was directed to "pretend he wasn't there" which immediately prompted a natural and powerful pavlovian smile response.

he asked what i was smiling for. and i did it, lol i told him.

"i'm just pretending you're not here today" heh heh heh heh. ahem.

EWWW now the creepy part. even though i really don't need to be doing it, i washed our freaking front windows this morning while it was so balmy and beautiful. so i could hear the phone, i left the front door cracked open. as i am bending over, wiping the bottom window pane i hear something and turn around to see him staring at my backside.

31 flavors of wrong and then some! EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

what an asshat.

more later. i've had a low day and i'm trying to decide if listening to the tear jerking songs that make me cry is cathartic or if it's counter-productive. knowing wouldn't change anything i suppose, but its the feeling alone bits that kill.

i should be bright and bushy tailed by the sunshine-y weather. god i wish i could ride today. but then i probably might be tempted not to stop.